Anyone need a big black mama to weep their eyes out on with a hug? Best sob story gets mama's sympathy but you have to be taken some action for yourself. |
| go back into the hot kitchen and fix me some cornbread and fried chicken!!! Now@!! |
Poll: Best big black mama/white twink naughty film you're ever seen? How old are Tobey Maguire and Arethra Franklin? |
Tobias Vincent "Tobey" Maguire (born June 27, 1975)
Aretha Louise Franklin (born March 25, 1942) |
Big Mama's Soul Food is one of the best ways for women to gain a Phat A$$? Agree or Disagree.? We all know that there are three ways for women to gain a Phat Azz and this it TRUE.
1) Eat some southern Black Big Mama soul food.
2) If your mama has it then you will get it.
3) My FAVORITE: Letting a southern black dude hit it. Because we know how to hit it STRONG.
So all you white, asian women take these TRUEFUL advise and you will gain a Phat A$$ without Dr.90210 helping you.. Latinos this is not for y'all because y'all got phatty's on ya too. |
lol... hey now, that is not necessarily true.... I have a Phat A$$ and I don't qualify for any of the three...cute, though
oh and to the girl above me... he said Phat not Fat |
So, in class today, we saw this video of a black mamba...I need the video!? So, like I said, earlier today, Mrs. Strahm said we'd be seeing the world's biggest black mama so they were going up a snake's tail, and suddenly it jumped at the screen screaming or hissing which scared the crap out of our class. Have you ever seen it? If you have, could you tell me where it is. I've searched on google and I haven't found it yet. |
| that wasnt a black mamba it was a anaconda i got it in an email and it scared me crapless anacondas are the heaviest and largest snake in the world reticulated pythons are the longest |
What does your god's voice sound like when it talks to you? Is it gravelly, or lilting, or what? Low down like Barry White, or is it a nice big-attitude black mama, or maybe almost like your mother's voice?
Personally i think god would sound like Urkle, or a seriously nerdy, shy white boy. |
| sounds a lot like my subconscious...oh, wait...it is my subconscious, silly me |
Which movie was this one? White rich guy in trouble saved by black cleaner woman and then they marry? It was a very old movie, maybe black and white? He was at the head of a large company. He gets framed by some partners and even his white wife dumps him etc. But this cleaner woman ( a real mama, big, black, shorter hair, the opposite of the hollywood type) finds some docs in the trash that save him. They get together even though she's poor with guys.
Made me realize I could be attracted to a completely different type of woman from the ones usually portrayed as hot. Beautiful movie. But I was a guy, cannot recall what it was.
Any help? thanks |
| Maid in Manhattan. Watched it on HBO a while back. |
Big Mama?? When you hear the words Big Mama how do you picture her?
(My answers are in ()
What color eyes(Brown)
hair(Brown)
clothes(dress)
shoes(high heals)
sunglasses(heart shaped)
hairstyle(afro)
earrings(small hearts)
what type of pet(poodle or small cat)
what type of job(waitress)
what color is her skin?(black) |
How do I picture her? I called my grandmother that!! She was petite,auburn hair,very stern,great smile,and etc...
She was a good person and I am sure you are too |
How do you take care of 1 day old baby black mollies? PLEASE HELP ASAP! i want them to survive!? my black molly (big mama) gave birth to 50 babies after 9 weeks thanx to everyones help! thanx! ok she had 50 babies! how do i take care of them? i have them in two small bowls (i know i need to move them it is way to small) and the water will not stay warm! i cant get another aquarium or a heater! how do i take care of them without a heater or a big tank? what do i put them in? how do i keep them warm?how do i take care of them!????????? PLEASE HELP ASAP i want to save them all! please help! PS they are very energetic they were born around 6-10 yesterday night, and im feeding them crushed up (powder) tropical fish food flakes! is that ok? please help! oh and is it ok if i move them to clean the bowls and put new warm water in it will they be ok? |
Get a breeder net at like a Walmart, put it in the tank and no one will get at them.
Feed them 5-6 times a day and expect some to die, since it's a natural thing.
I had baby mollies too, but only one is alive now. |
How did big mama nature do it? How did she know that we need black pigment inside our eyes to prevent light from being reflected? |
obvious, god knew what works, thats way almost all animals have black puples.
enough with the evolution thing! does anyone here believe in god?
perhaps animals did evolve, but who started it? GOD, human, is god's master peice and did not evolve but where crafted. |